Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche - For Fetish And BDSM Anal Sex Pleasure
Otherwise known as an Intimate Deodorant, the Butt Pirate scented douche's from The French Connection are the new solution to the anal sex dillema.
Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche is a new douche designed for those of us who are looking for a way to safely clean up before anal sex. Butt Pirate is a Vegan product with all natural ingredients, naturally antibiotic, antimicrobial and adds a touch of natural moisturizer back where it needs to be!
Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche is designed to deodorize, safely evacuate, and moisturize the anus and rectal area and comes in three amazing flavors - Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry. It also has an adjustable tip so you can go as deep as you dare.
For anyone who's ever been in a situation where no matter how clean they are they still feel less than totally fresh, The French Connection has invented the Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche to help!
Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche is the only douche on the market that deodorizes, safely evacuates, and protects a female or male bottom that is about to have vanilla or more extreme anal sex play. Butt Pirate is an intimate deodorant, natural moisturizer and all around fun product for the bottom connoisseur.
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Be sure to read and follow the warnings and directions on the Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche packaging.
Using the Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche does not prevent or treat sexually transmitted diseases ("STD") or other genital infection.
Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche - For Fetish And BDSM Anal Sex Pleasure
The Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche is a very handy product for responsible bottoms who want to take care of themselves. It’s essentially a regular anal douche that comes scented in three distinct and fragrant flavors: strawberry, vanilla, and, chocolate. If you’ve never douched before having anal sex shame on you, the Butt Pirate is one habit you can feel good about forming. It’s naturally antibiotic and antimicrobial, vegan-friendly, and made from all-natural ingredients, so not only is it great for sex, it’s also great for those who are concerned about the environment, animal cruelty, and their own health.
Why You Should Use It: Let’s be honest: Anal sex is fun, but nothing kills a buzz faster than an unprepared bottom. And let’s not even think about those times when your man pulls out and a bunch of stuff comes out with him. While some might be into scat play, I think it’s fair to say most of us like our booties nice and fresh. The Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche doesn’t just get you clean, it leaves behind a pleasant scent and a sweet taste.
How It Works: If a shower douche is already part of your routine, this is a great follow-up because it’s actually a deodorant and not a cleanser. The Butt Pirate works the same as a regular douche: You screw the adjustable tip into the bottle, stick it up your anus, and squeeze. Then sit down and let it flow. The adjustable tip is especially cool, since you can go as deep as you dare.
The Road Test: I tested the Butt Pirate Pre Anal Sex Douche over three consecutive nights with my trusted sex partner. The first night I opted for the strawberry scent. The douching part itself was quick, easy, and it left a nice scent lingering in my bathroom. My stud had me on all fours in no time, his face buried in my butt.
“Do I smell strawberries?” I moaned, glad to know the Butt Pirate was doing its job.
“It’s nice,” he said, sticking his tongue back in my hole. “Tastes good, too.”
Before long, he was pumping me full-force with his cock, and when he pulled out, there was another momentary burst of strawberry.
On the second night I chose the vanilla flavor.
“Oh, my God!” he cried as he sniffed around my booty. “I love it!”
I loved how long he stayed down there - usually my stud isn’t one to rim for long. Afterward, he made me promise to use it every time he came over. No worries there.
I saved the third scent for the weekend, though I was a bit wary of smelling like chocolate down there. But to my delight, my stud had a field day.
“You smell sweet again,” he said, kissing his way down my crack. “It’s kind of weird. What the hell is it?”
To be honest, making him guess was more fun than the actual sex, which means the Butt Pirate has the added potential of turning an otherwise dreadful hookup into a memorable occasion.
Cleanup: Considering that most of the cleanup happens before the sex, there’s not much to be done afterward - except for the usual stuff, of course. Then again, the best sex is usually the messy kind.